Top Ten
Questions on the Spice Girls Application
| 10. |
Can you
read? |
| 9. |
Are you
allergic to spandex? |
| 8. |
Are you
comfortable with the name
"Replacement Spice?" |
| 7. |
Would
you be willing to go on a lame
"reunion tour" in about four
years? |
| 6. |
Do you
have another job lined up when we fire
your ass? |
| 5. |
Were
you dumb enough to spend $9 on a ticket
for the Spice Girls movie? |
| 4. |
Oh, and
by the way, can you, like, sing or
anything? |
| 3. |
Have
you ever taken the SAT's? |
| 2. |
Can you
spell "SAT's?" |
| 1. |
Ever
kill a guy? |
As
presented on the June 2, 1998 broadcast of the
Late Show with David Letterman
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